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Sawdaw the second wife getting old
She was too smart for him. Should have divorced her anyway
– you cannot have a smarty-pants wife around that has a mouth
to feed and has dried up almuhabil
Wife beating
Rather say
to the man “use more discretion – on the body only. It is better that we don’t know
that you have an obstinate wife.”
Divorce
If she burns
your supper or does not come to bed as soon as you call her say taaliq, taaliq twice – that
should shake her up.
Not in the face
Even a donkey
that has no rights should not be struck in the face. If you are going to leave
marks best under the burka where it cannot be seen. It will be less embarrassing
with her sisters – but who cares anyway
Control your wife/wives
The kufars
say, “a happy wife makes a happy life.” What nonsense. An obedient wife make a
happy life.
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